🍅 Daily Check-In: Tomato Dreams & Laundry Nightmares 🍅
🍅 Daily Check-In: Tomato Dreams & Laundry Nightmares 🍅
Today’s highlight: I escaped the chaos for a blissful 23-minute solo trip to grab some good local tomatoes, squash, and corn before summer ends and we’re all back to eating sad grocery store tomatoes that taste like damp cardboard.
I had a brief, beautiful daydream while holding a giant heirloom tomato—just me, a quiet porch, a salt shaker, and an endless supply of tomato sandwiches. No whining, no laundry, no one asking for a snack five minutes after refusing an actual meal. Just tomato bliss. 😌
Then I came home…
And opened the pantry to discover that we have, somehow, opened:
🔹 5 boxes of cereal
🔹 4 bags of potato chips
🔹 3 half-eaten boxes of crackers
🔹 And SEVEN open jars of peanut butter???
We are apparently preparing for the snackpocalypse.
Meanwhile, the dishwasher is running harder than an Olympic sprinter, and yet—every plate, spoon, bowl, and cup is dirty. I swear the girls are drinking one sip of water per cup and then ceremoniously abandoning it like it’s part of a ritual.
As for laundry? We’re in a full-blown royal wardrobe crisis. The girls aren’t just playing princess—they are living the lifestyle. We’ve had at least 14 outfit changes today, most of which have been left like breadcrumbs around the house.
And it’s a race to see who finds them first:
🏁 Me: trying to survive and get them to the laundry room.
🏁 Nugget: gleefully dragging a tutu under the dining room table like it’s his prized possession.
Laundry is losing. The dog is winning. And I’m just here trying to make one dang tomato sandwich in peace.
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